Mrs. Gucci Sunglasses

To the "soccer mums" at my daughters pre-school...yeah you know who
you are...I'm the obese Mum that you all look through and stand in
your little groups at pre-school making it hard for me to get around
despite me asking you all nicely to move (Yes Mrs Gucci sunglasses I
saw you glance over your shoulder and then carry on talking!)..I just
want to take this opportunity to tell you all my.."FAT IS NOT
CONTAGIOUS!"